演員表
| 角色 | 演員 |
| Maximus Powers | Eric Roberts |
| Mike Saunders | Charlie Schlatter |
| Julie | Joyce Giraud |
| Noah | Stuart Pankin |
| Joe Millionaire | Evan Marriott |
| Agent M.J. | Michael Jackson |
| Your Holiness (as Gene Greytak) | Eugene Greytak |
| Groovy Guy | Richard Halpern |
| Vice Persident | Lyle J. Mortensen |
| Commander Harry | Douglas Dunning |
| The President | Patrick Mares |
| Ron Philips | Stuart Rigby |
| Holly | Kamilla Bjorlin |
| Tina | Audra Wise |
| Alaska | Juanita A. Romano |
| California | Gabrielle |
| Miss Canada | Janna Giacoppo |
| Congenial | Jackie Torres |
| Miss Florida | Jennifer Amy |
| Miss Iowa | Kate Clarke |
| Kentucky | Charity Rock |
| Mexico | Maria E. Banuelos |
| Miss Nebraska | Popi Ardissone |
| New York City | Mindy Abrams |
| Miss Nevada | Allie Moss |
| Texas | Colleen Shannon |
| Washington | Amber E. |
| Delaware | Blythe Metz |
| Miss Georgia(as Doris D. Weldon) | Doris Weldon |
| Germany | Jori Gilliam |
| Illinois | Marisa Sullivan |
| Japan | Aiko Tanaka |
| Maryland | Tamara Hambly |
| Miss Minnesota | Jessica Landon |
| Mongolia | Christine Mendoza |
| Miss New York | Steffanie Thomas |
| Puerto Rico | Tamara Cholakian |
| Miss Vermont | Peechee Neric |
| Virginia | Jina Tedmori |
| Flight Attendant | Sharon Stafford |
| Flight Attendant | Vilma Gaps |
| Flight Attendant | Meadow Williams |
| Louise Berggren | Flight Attendant |
| Louise Berggren | Flight Attendant |
| Jonseses | Thomas M. Sims |
| Sgt. Pepper | Jon Gaffney |
| Officer Dence | T.J. Storm |
| Himself | Dick Maloney |
| Bouncer1st class/Guard Ape | Paul Duke |
| John Cappuccino(as G. Scott Fortes) | Scott Fortes |
| Explorer(as Richard H. Shintaku) | Richard Shintaku |
| Sub Guy/Explorer (as Anthony Engedal) | Tony Engedal |
| Marilyn | Holly Beavon |
| Charlie | Allan Viner |
| Hounddog | Matt J. Way |
| Marx/Narrator | Michael Sherman |
| Submarine Officer | Sam Feuer |
其他演員表
Christina Cameron Mitchell ...... Carolina (as Christina Morris)
Steffanie Thomas ...... Miss New York
Carlisle Forrester ...... North Carolina
Melanie Jean ...... Oklahoma
Stella Inger ...... Peterborough
Jeff Engedal ...... Sub Hall Guy
Howard Mungo ...... Native Explorer
Donnell Owens ...... Native Explorer
Noah Golden ...... Jail Guard/Ape
Roman Reuven Jerzy ...... Expresso Pilot
Manny Portel ...... Violinist
Rock Riddle ...... Cessna Co-pilot
Rita Slanina ...... Hot Tub Babe
Kathryn Alexander ...... Hot Tub Babe
Alexander Yurchikov ...... Wizard/Bishop
David Joseph Rosenhaus ...... Ape Commander
John Taylor ...... Ape Captain
Rob Chaz ...... Ape Captain
Richard Antonetti ...... Ape Captain
Gregg Edward Myers ...... Ape Captain
Jessica Cail ...... Ape/Gulch
Chris Spinelli ...... Beach Buddy
Bryan Michael Stoller ...... Courier
Carole Stoller ...... Herself - Producer of the Director
Tim Peyton ...... Voice of Dodo (voice)
Oscar the Pig ...... Pig
Gary Bosloy ...... Sub Captain voice (voice)
Marilyn Stafford ...... Airport Patron
Valerie Lee ...... Airport Patron
Ron Nicolosi ...... Airport Patron
Mara Vardanyan ...... Airport Patron
Cynthia D. Watson ...... Airport Patron
Bruce Lanham ...... Airport Patron
P. David Miller ...... Airport Patron
Diantha Tinagero ...... Airport Patron
Jerry Tinagero ...... Airport Patron
Mercedes Diaz ...... Airport Patron
Elke Pusl ...... Airport Patron
Daniel Diaz ...... Airport Patron
Leopoldo Amador ...... Airport Patron
Gerald Kessler ...... Airport Patron
Linda F. Yost ...... Airport Patron
Roy 'Bucky' Moore ...... FBI Intelligence (as Bucky Moore)
Marlene Stoller ...... FBI Intelligence
Marvin Otsuji ...... SeaSport Divers
Gregg Healy ...... Airport Officer
Vinny ...... Green Guy
Ryan Myles Everett ...... Baby in Window
Andrew Ellis ...... Boat Officer
Gloria Pryor ...... Boat Photographer (as Gloria Everett)
Megan Jackson ...... Boat Passenger
Eddie Jackson ...... Boat Passenger
Alan Lizama ...... Boat Passenger
Tiffany Lizama ...... Boat Passenger
Kanoe Lizama ...... Boat Passenger
Shealyn Sugai ...... Boat Passenger
Brande Roderick ......
Gabrielle Tuite ...... Billie Jean
Bernie Kopell ...... Officer (uncredited)
Jerry Lewis ...... Plane Passenger (uncredited)
Pat Morita ...... Mr. Yogi (uncredited)
影片介紹
漂流女孩獨立電影導演布萊恩·麥可·司鐸勒的影片《漂流女孩》（Miss Cast Away）有好友麥可?傑克遜在其中出鏡表演。該片是對《FBI麻辣女王》(Miss Congeniality)和《荒島餘生》（Cast Away）的滑稽戲仿，它描述了一飛機的選美小姐緊急迫降在一個荒島上，在那裡她們發現了諾亞方舟。諾亞是被猿人誘拐而來的，方式就和《決戰猩球》（Planet of the Apes）中一樣，他的方舟被一隻叫做"侏羅紀公豬"的史前豬看管著，打算藉機毀滅人類，占領地球。這群美女們必須阻止他們的計畫，並利用方舟離開小島。
導演評價
按照司鐸勒導演的說法，"這是一部傻傻的電影"。
傑克遜在片中出演"特使MJ"——與他在《黑超特警組2》（Men In Black II）中的扮相差不多。參加演出的明星還有查利?舒拉特、埃里克·羅伯茨、史都華·潘金以及《花花公子》的"花花玩伴"科琳·仙儂。
司鐸勒是該片的編劇、獨立製作人兼導演，該片的製作費用達200萬美元，在洛杉磯、夏威夷和傑克遜的烏有鄉牧場拍攝。傑克遜還在烏有鄉牧場舉行了電影的封鏡派對。
"麥可和我是多年的朋友了，"司鐸勒說。他第一次與傑克遜聯繫是因為傑克遜向他詢問一個出現在司鐸勒製作的電影中的小演員。"他這么做都是因為我們的友誼。"
"我們還有個合作項目叫《夜囚動物》（They Cage the Animals at Night），梅爾?吉布森也參加。麥可想當導演，而我則寫了劇本。我們原本計畫去年11月在渥太華開拍。" 這個計畫由於傑克遜受到孌童指控而擱淺。
